Vodka and grapefruit juice isn't nearly as good as you would think it is....especially after a diet of cottage cheese and jerky while the Cowboss is gone and you are too lazy to cook because the boys are happy with cold cereal 3 meals a day.
It is inappropriate to respond to a text to the babysitter when she states "I would appreciate a little more notice in the future" with an "I would appreciate you learning my name, it's Jennifer not Jessica!" Especially after drinking vodka and grapefruit juice.
Just because you want to tell someone exactly what you think of them, you probably shouldn't.
Laughter really is the best medicine.
Vodka and Grapefruit does get better the closer you get to the bottom of the glass.......
Mad About Turquoise with The Mad Cow Company
7 months ago